Minden Press-Herald

Tuesday
Sep 02nd

Technically Challenged?

I know some of you believe I'm at least a half-bubble off'n plumb, my dominoes are missing a few spots, my elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor, or that I ain't got the "doo-wah-diddy" to go with my "diddy-dum-diddy-doo"! And I admit that, quite often, you'd be correct.

But I'm not a total loss, you know. So what if I don't know who the heck Isaac Newton was or what he did. At least I know his cousin Fig Newton makes those scrumptious cookies! I do not...., hey, wait a second! Ain't ol' Isaac the one who was hit on his head by an apple..., or did he fall out of an apple tree, land on his head, and then claimed to have discovered gravity? Well, shuckin's! I ain't no rocket surgeon or brain scientist, but I've fallen out of an apple tree..., uh..., well, out of a sweet gum tree. Several times, I might add!

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